The Past Is Over

Rod Townsend (aka our commenter Momo), used to receive telephone calls from The Past, a mysterious entity that remembered where things used to be in New York before Starbucks and Whole Foods came to town. » 10/24/07 6:10pm 10/24/07 6:10pm

Getting Tunneled At The Tunnel Bar

Rod Townsend (aka our commenter Momo), sometimes receives telephone calls from The Past, a mysterious entity that remembers where things used to be in New York before Starbucks and Whole Foods came to town. » 10/09/07 3:00pm 10/09/07 3:00pm

Hell Is Other People's Penises With Drugs On Them

Rod Townsend (aka our commenter Momo), sometimes receives telephone calls from The Past, a mysterious entity that remembers where things used to be in New York before Starbucks and Whole Foods came to town."Hello?" » 9/13/07 1:50pm 9/13/07 1:50pm

Girl, I Do So Know What You Did This Summer

As summer overdoses and dies, so do our excursions to Fire Island. And so this is our season finale, as it were, of Rod Townsend's adventures among the gays, recording the conversations of their native environment. See ya, gays! » 9/10/07 1:40pm 9/10/07 1:40pm

BAGGAGEGAY removes the Travel Companion. BLONDEGAY passes the three, carrying bags…

The Death Of Wigstock

Rod Townsend (aka our commenter Momo), sometimes receives telephone calls from The Past, a mysterious entity that remembers where things used to be in New York before Starbucks and Whole Foods came to town. » 8/30/07 4:51pm 8/30/07 4:51pm

No Country For Old Men

Rod Townsend records the gays in and around their natural environment of Fire Island and reports back. All dialogue 100% verbatim. » 8/24/07 12:20pm 8/24/07 12:20pm

The East Village's Crow Bar

Rod Townsend (aka our commenter Momo), sometimes receives telephone calls from The Past, a mysterious entity that remembers where things used to be in New York before Starbucks and Whole Foods came to town. » 8/23/07 4:10pm 8/23/07 4:10pm

A Good Houseguest Brings "Stuff" For The Weekend

Rod Townsend records the gays in and around their natural environment of Fire Island and reports back. Wanna hear something shocking? Summer's almost over already. OMG, and so are those hideous pants you're wearing! » 8/16/07 6:10pm 8/16/07 6:10pm

LILLYGAY and ETROGAY have been joined by four FORTIESGAYS wearing a variety of print board…

Meow Mix And The Women Who Loved Only Women

Rod Townsend (aka our commenter Momo) sometimes receives telephone calls from The Past, a mysterious entity that remembers where things used to be in New York before Starbucks and Whole Foods came to town. » 8/09/07 6:00pm 8/09/07 6:00pm

When 'Time Out' Seemed Like A Lifeline

Rod Townsend records the gays in and around their natural environment of Fire Island and reports back. This is the time, and this is the record of the time. Put your hands over your eyes. » 8/07/07 12:40pm 8/07/07 12:40pm

NASTYPLASTY hops up the stairs and into Bay Bar. He wears over-sized sunglasses and thermal shorts with the words "Nasty…

The Pines Party

Eavesdropping on the gays is the surest way to find out what products and people are hot and what are not. Rod Townsend records the gays in and around their natural environment of Fire Island and reports back. All dialogue 100% verbatim. » 7/30/07 1:50pm 7/30/07 1:50pm

CASUALGAY leads the other two downstairs where seats are procured. As the…